" greasy spoon "

 [ "greasy spoon" ]

1: A cheap snack bar or cafeteria serving inexpensive cholesterol-heavy food to the working classes.

  * e.g.,  ... The Rendezvous on the A22 at Wapses Lodge, between Whyteleafe and Caterham. 

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2: A full English fry up, sickly ketchup, astringent malt vinegar and a mug of boiling hot tea all sitting on a cracked formica table. Bloody marvellous!

 [ "greasy spoon" ]

1: A small cafe or beanery that serves fried and deep-fried foods. The food is often delicious and always bad for you.

  * e.g.,  ... The Dell Cafe is Castro Valley's oldest greasy spoon. 

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1: A back-street café, from which you can obtain various dishes (all-day breakfast, sausage sandwich, etc) that are lavishly coated in grease and served in a paper bag for you to enjoy outside.

  * e.g.,  ... Fancy a trip to the greasy spoon? I could do with a heart attack on a plate. 

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2: A "Greasy Spoon" usually serves a heart attack on a plate.

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1: when u shove a wooden spoon up a girls ass when ur hittin it from the back and then u go and make brownies with it right after

  * e.g.,  ... tyler and zoe used the greasy spoon to make these brownies, and thats why everyone died 

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1: when two sexual partners laying in the spoon position, the assumed male position (of behind) takes a spoon "greased" in KY jelly- sticks it into his own anus then removes it from his anus to give the assumed female position (in front)- then shoves the spoon into her mouth and twist's back and forth with a sharp wrist like movement.

  * e.g.,  ... my girlfriend has been bad, if she keeps it up i'm gonna give her the greasy spoon. 

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2: this was made up while playing a game of catch phrase while inhebreated. the greasy spoon came up and sounded like a sexual position so we made the most disgusting thing we could think of for it... hope you like

 [ "Greasy Spoon" ]

1: Jerking-off onto your hand, then slapping someone across the face.

  * e.g.,  ... John is such a tool that he's about to get the Greasy Spoon. 

 [ "greasy spoons" ]

1: The highly competitive, internationally acclaimed sport involving teams of nude, greased partners bound together by gratuitous strands of glow-sticks. Together, under the glow of blacklights, the couple must writhe their way across the finish line before the other duos. Invented in 2011 in Lincoln, Nebraska - the sport has earned acclaim from marriage counselors and the rave community alike.

  * e.g.,  ... World-Champion and inventor, Tara Wrist won the coveted first place vest in the 2011 Greasy Spoons finals by writhing in her signature figure eight motion. 

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1: When your girl gives you a Hot Richard and shits a little. After which you don't want to embarrass her so you soak up the frog soup between your bodies and sheets.

  * e.g.,  ... A greasy spoon happened while we were spooning. 

 [ "mexican greasy spoon" ]

1: A Mexican greasy spoon is when two fat Hispanic gay men spoon in in bed after an afternoon jog

  * e.g.,  ... Hey hombre! That was a nice Mexican greasy spoon last night... 

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1: Two mechanics spooning under a car after a long shift at the garage

  * e.g.,  ... Ey yo Jerry, greasy spoon after this oil check?